Vlad the Impaler Christmas Cards designed in the Ville

A draft of the Vlad the Impaler Christmas Card

Forestville retailers have been selling an unusual Christmas card this holiday season, the Vlad the Impaler Christmas Card.  The card designed by two Forestville residents who wish not to be identified, have been appearing in village shops for several weeks.

The card shows the Romanian ruler impaling a Christmas elf as he hangs an ornament on a tree.  According to several with intimate knowledge of the protect, the humorous cards have sold out.  No world on whether additional cards will be produced or sold.

 

Forestville Police Baffled

Police artist rendering

Forestville police commented today that despite having detailed information regarding the appearance of the gunmen involved in last week’s supermarket robbery, they still have no leads.  They do admit that this may have something to do with the fact that the police sketch artist is a cubist. 

So, to help move the case forward they have had the sketch of the man redone by a nonrepresentational surrealist.