Car won’t start…Forestville resident not happy

Faulty car brought to this location

A local motorist could not start his car earlier today, according to eyewitnesses.

Mike Dorfman, a Forestville resident, got into his car parked on Garden Street Terrace, one of Forestville’s most picturesque roads, and turned the key to the ignition and received no response from the engine.

The crippled car was taken by a flat bed truck to Academy Auto Sales just around the corner on Academy Street for diagnosis and repairs.  A worker for the company, who wished not to be identified, said the car would be road worthy by tomorrow afternoon.  “This is so stupid,” said a dissatisfied Mike Dorfman.

 

 

Satanist rescues kitty from tree

Kitty rescued from tree

Local Satanist Mike Dorfman, also known as “Incubus,” rescued a cat from a tree Saturday afternoon.  Incubus was home watching What Not to Wear when he heard the cries of the black tabby coming from a tree.  Realizing the feline was in distress he quickly climbed the tree and returned the cat to safety.  The ungrateful cat scurried away.