A team of scientists at Central Connecticut State University wrote a preliminary report recently that found when a 22 year old Forestville man stepped on a sidewalk crack; it did not break his momma’s back.
CCSU scientists confused
The pedestrian wearing comfortable winter clothing, and Timberland Boots was briskly walking south along Lincoln Avenue Wednesday afternoon when he realized that he stepped on a crack in the sidewalk. Concerned for his mother’s health he quickly rushed home only to find her alive and well, cooking dinner. The report states that the 52 year old mother did not complain of any back pain and showed no signs of discomfort. The confused CCSU team of scientists is still evaluating the data, and plan to publish their final report sometime after the first of the year in the Christian Science Monitor.
Sidewalk in question
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