My sources tell me that a memo is currently being drafted by the Forestville Toursim Association (FTA), and is under consideration to be mailed to all Forestville business establishments. The letter advises them to instruct their employees to not be depressed about the death of singer Michael Jackson. A portion of the missive drafted by FTA President Heather Ross and an unknown underling reads, “The death of Mr. Jackson is unfortunate but it should have no effect on the business community in Forestville. Please remind your employees that people don’t come to Forestville to be depressed. They come here for goods and services.”
Ms. Ross could not be reached for comment.
To be continued?