Vacant Lot Remains Vacant

The view from Mr. Bubbles Car Wash

The view from Mr. Bubbles Car Wash

The vacant lot on East Main Street across from the Mr. Bubbles Car Wash is still vacant.

Overgrown with brush and the ruins of a driveway cut-in still visible it remains a popular eyesore for residents of Forestville. “Maybe we can make the empty lot a tourist attraction,” remarked one resident. Said another, “It’s one of the best empty lots we have.”

No one seems to remember what occupied the property previously. “It has been vacant so long that there is nothing to miss,” stated one citizen.

According to sources the popular abandoned, bare and deserted parcel will luckily remain a tribute to the vibrant property it never was for the foreseeable future.

Popular eyesore

Popular eyesore

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One Response to Vacant Lot Remains Vacant

  1. Reblogged this on THE CENTRAL POST and commented:
    Here is another installment from Alan Boardman and his local satire. #bristolct

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