Due to rapidly declining oil prices and another bad day in the stock market, Forestville Police expect a night of boring and bland behavior by Forestville accountants and financial advisors in response.
Financial sector employees have a reputation for being killjoys so police officials are fully prepared for them to live up to their reputation tonight.
Forestville Police said they anticipate accountants, financial planners and advisors to express their outrage and frustration by indulging in banal conversations at local restaurants and bars, much to the displeasure of customers and proprietors.
Last year, when the Internal Revenue Service announced adjustments to the tax tables, accountants responded by publicly engaging in mundane and stale conversations. At least forty people were arrested for their dull trite behavior.
Late this afternoon, police officers were ordered to patrol social gatherings tonight seeking stick-in-the-mud financial employees dressed in drab grey trousers, blankly staring around the room looking like they just came from the morgue, and to disperse them before they ruined everyone’s evening.