After months of speculation it is official, Satan, an admitted adversary of God, will be vacationing in Forestville this summer his spokesperson confirmed.
During his one week vacation he plans to get caught up on his reading, catch a ball game and do some shopping at Herb’s Sport Shop.
The Prince of Darkness is staying in a home with a stunning view overlooking The Pequabuck River for an entire week.
Forestville Police were notified months ago about Satan’s plans and began making preparations immediately. Due to the presence of the beast, extra security and traffic delays are to be expected.
In the last nine months Forestville has seen visits by the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, The Angel of Death and now Satan. Public officials do not care to comment on why all the visits from the dominion of darkness.
This is Satan’s first official trip to the village.