Local Legislators Can Predict The Future

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The Bristol Press reported earlier today that local legislators, Henri Martin, Cara Pavalock and Whit Betts publically predicted last month there would be a state budget deficit this fiscal year.

Incredibly, according to the Budget Office, their prophecy was fulfilled because there will be a deficit for not only this year but next year too!

Based on this new found ability to predict future events, the trio announced they will do Tarot Card readings at Rodd’s Restaurant this weekend.

For $10.99 you can have two farm fresh eggs cooked-to-order, your choice of breakfast meats, a farmhouse side, buttery biscuits, and your fortune told too!

Tax and Gratuity not included.

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