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Malloy to Ban State Funded Travel to Other States Doing Things He Doesn’t Like

Recently Governor Malloy issued an executive order banning state-funded travel to North Carolina over a law which he says is discriminatory toward the LGBT community.

Malloy is also banning travel to Alabama for their law banning bear wrestling and to New Mexico because their state insect is a wasp. “It is outrageous that wasps are given a place of honor above gentler insects like butterflies and the majestic hotspring snail,” the governor said in a somber press conference late this evening.


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