With the possibility of a President Trump, Syria is preparing for an influx of so-called establishment Republicans and Democrat refugees from the U.S. Most of the refugees are expected to include many political consultants and lobbyists.
But why Syria?
The head of the Ministry for Ministries in Syria said, “Syria is known worldwide for its glorious socialist form of government, but right now we are in desperate need for more civil servants, supernumeraries and officials who can be bribed. We hear Trump promises to discard that system in the U.S. and so we welcome these experts in these professions to our country.”
One American politico put it this way: “Let’s face it, we don’t have any real life job skills. Where else are we going to go?”
Another bureaucrat who expects to be out of work if Trump takes office started a buzz. “I hear Sweden needs people to make up new rules on toothbrush usage.”