Mayor Peppered with Irrelevant Questions at Presser

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At a news media event about the Forestville Duck Race, the head of city government found himself bombarded with questions that had nothing to do with the occasion or the city itself. The mayor was riddled with questions from “Is it a coincidence that the color of brick happens to be brick?” to “What is the value of pi to ten decimal places?” to “Why do I feel tired?”

“We expected questions about road lane changes, the parks, development issues, why the city’s Corporation Counsel does not understand Roberts Rules of Order and other serious matters, but we admit the mayor was unprepared for the questions that were asked,” said the mayor’s spokesman. “But rest assured, he is reading up on the Guinness Book of World Records, Psychology journals and other sources of science and trivia to be ready for the next press conference.”

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