Forestville Bits

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Two days after the day after the day before yesterday, I ran into my friend Lenny at the court house. He’s a time waster. He knows it, I know it, everyone knows it.

Anyway, after exchanging pleasantries, he told me the following knock knock joke:

Him: Knock, Knock
Me: Who’s there?
Him: Stopwatch!
Me Stopwatch who?
Him: Stopwatch your doing and pay attention!

Lenny has another court date next week.

BUELLER?

There are six vowels in the English language and two of them are entire words, “A” and “I.” You won’t see a consonant that is an entire word by itself. Why is that? Anyone know? Anyone?

DID YOU KNOW?

The play Romeo and Juliet is about two people in love. One named Romeo and the other Juliet.

Pizza Hut makes pizzas.

Wind is invisible.

One hundred percent of Canada is made up of Canada.

Water causes drowning.

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You can’t make this stuff up people.

LICENSE PLATES

Why can’t license plates have reverse lettering?

ИAMᗡЯAOᙠ

Or mirror lettering?

ᙠOAЯᗡMAИ

Or inverted lettering?

ᗷOᗄᖉDʍᗄN

Come on DMV make this happen!

FINAL THOUGHT

After swimming around all day, do fish get thirsty?

Boardman out.
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