Forestville Motorcycle Daredevil Chucky “The Kid” Murdock, who has made headlines for his various and unusual stunts, announced his latest before gathered media this afternoon: jumping Donald Trump’s Ego.
For the death-defying stunt called Jump the Trump, he plans to use a steam-powered homemade rocket with 15,000 pounds of thrust to jump all three constructs of Trump’s ego, the Id, ego, and super-ego. “It has never been attempted and is the jump of jumps,” he said. “No one has ever attempted anything this big, ever. It’s huge; it’s massive. It’s incredible!”
For the world record jump, he plans to launch from the south rim of the super-ego. Known as the moralizing section, The Kid feels this is the best place to take off because it is nearly nonexistent in Trump’s mind so it will be easy to navigate and clear.
Psychologists say the most challenging part of the Ego jump will be the Id. “The instant gratification for our wants and needs are in there. If these needs or wants are not met, people have been known to throw hissy fits.” Experts say the depth of Trump’s Id are immeasurable.
This is not Mr. Murdock’s first foray into the psyche of a politician. Last year, using a similar rocket, he shot himself into the sphincter of Anthony Weiner to remove the stick up that has been up his ass for twenty years. “That was a nine month journey under horrible conditions. Unfortunately we were not successful. It’s still there.”
The Jump of Trump will be on pay per view for $29.95 next month.