(Exclusive to Boardman)
Giving in to public pressure, sources close to President Obama reveal he will announce next week the building of a wall on the southern border to control the border.
The wall will be made out of colorful Play-Doh by children. While it will be easy to break through, Obama reasons, it will be easy to repair too and not cost a lot either.
He believes that people considering getting into the country illegally will honor the children’s efforts and not mess up the wall, or change their colorful designs.
Engineers concede that it will be difficult to build a 2,000 mile long wall from California to Texas with four inch plastic knifes, shaping tools, rolling pins, mold makers and Flute-Edged Wheel Cutters. However, they are grateful that Silly Putty will not be used.