Obama to Build Wall After All

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(Exclusive to Boardman)

Giving in to public pressure, sources close to President Obama reveal he will announce next week the building of a wall on the southern border to control the border.

The wall will be made out of colorful Play-Doh by children. While it will be easy to break through, Obama reasons, it will be easy to repair too and not cost a lot either.

He believes that people considering getting into the country illegally will honor the children’s efforts and not mess up the wall, or change their colorful designs.

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Engineers concede that it will be difficult to build a 2,000 mile long wall from California to Texas with four inch plastic knifes, shaping tools, rolling pins, mold makers and Flute-Edged Wheel Cutters. However, they are grateful that Silly Putty will not be used.



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