A Forestville resident burned his toast before leaving for work this morning.
Skip Connors placed two slices of bread in the toaster as he usually does at 5:45 a.m. However, unlike most days, he became distracted by a story on the morning news and forgot about the toast. Realizing his mistake during the commercial break he rushed to the toaster but it was too late. The toast was black, charred and uneatable. In the chaos he also bumped his milk spilling it all over the counter.
Unfortunately, because he was running late for work, he left the resulting mess for his wife to clean.
What Others Are Saying
Melanie Corbin (housewife)
Jellybean (single man)
“What’s wrong with eating burned toast?”
Alan Rappeport (married father of two)
“He left a mess for his wife to clean? Oh Jesus he’s now toast!”
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