Early Clues Emerge about Trump’s Plans for Obamacare

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As everyone knows, the Affordable Care Act or Obamacare is a simple plan administered by Health and Human Services or HHS.

In Obamacare, you first determine if you are in a state with an Obamacare exchange and then contact a website or one of several insurance companies to choose one of several levels of coverage unless you are unable to afford insurance in which case you go to the HHS website to determine if you are eligible for a subsidized plan from one of several carriers or pay a fine unless you live with your parents and are under the age of 26 in which case your parents will cover you under a plan that they will get by first determining if they are in a state with an Obamacare exchange and then contact a website or one of several insurance companies unless they are unable to afford insurance in which case they go to the HHS website to determine if they are eligible for a subsidized plan from one of several carriers or pay a fine unless they too live with their parents and are under the age of 26 in which case their parents will cover everyone under a plan that they will get by first determining if they are in a state with an Obamacare exchange and then contact a website or one of several insurance companies unless they are unable to afford insurance in which case they go to the HHS website to determine if they are eligible for a subsidized plan from one of several carriers or pay a fine unless they too live with their parents and are under the age of 26 which would be extremely bizarre.

Currently, according to experts, Obamacare is administered and run by the secretary of the HHS as well as advisory boards made up of selected doctors, government officials and a ferret.

Sources close to Fred Thomas, a barfly who lives in a downtown Bristol alleyway, say that key to Trump’s plan to repeal and replace Obamacare is to substitute the ferret for a troupe of seals, animals thought to be more nurturing as well as hugely telegenic.

“If you suffer from poor care, of course you will feel better knowing a cute little animal like a seal is looking after you. It was a deficiency in my original plan,” says Obamacare architect Jonathan Gruber. “Ferrets! What was I thinking?”

Efforts to reach Trump staff for comment on this article were met with bewilderment and derision.

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