Trump Not to Work in the White House?

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Reports say that Donald Trump will not be working in the White House for a year as renovations for security reasons are performed. The person in charge of upgrades to cybersecurity, Ilyich Pavel Smirnov says, “We make computer safe from all hacking except from Mother Russia. I mean, including Mother Russia. I mean, including Russia. I make joke. Ha, ha.”

Other enhancements include bulletproof glass, blastproof walls, blastproof dogs and sirens at the front door to drive away solicitations by Jehovah’s Witnesses.

In the meantime, various experts predict Trump will either work out of the Old Executive Office Building across the street or at Trump Tower. A reliable source tells Boardman that he will in fact be at the Wynn Casino hoping the roulette wheel will help solve the national debt problem.

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