Enthusiasts to Gather for Reenactment of the Flight of Icarus

December 6, 2016

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According to Greek mythology, a young man named Icarus tried to escape the island of Crete with artificial wings made of feathers and wax. Unfortunately Icarus crashed into the sea because he flew too close to the sun, causing his wings to melt. Forestville resident Duncan Sumter will attempt to reenact the flight of Icarus this month at Robertson Airport in Plainville.

Mr. Sumter spent the summer building his wings using osier branches and connected them with wax as described in the historical myth. However, his journey will be a bit different. Mr. Sumter observed, “Flying near the sun will not part of my flight plan.” Indeed he says he picked December in order to completely avoid the sun.

The event is backed by the Plainville Flight Society which was intrigued and skeptical and intrigued by Sumter’s idea; then remorseful. Society member Floyd McEnroe plans to attend but not to see him fly. “The only reason I am going is to watch this guy crash.”

His brother Floyd McEnroe Too remarked, “I want to see this guy flap his arms and try to fly. It will look ridiculous.”

Sumter is unfazed by the doubters. “Once I get above 200 feet, the Bernoulli Effect will take over and keep me airborne indefinitely. I’m even bringing a couple cans of Chef Boyardee with me in case I stay up past lunchtime.”

This is not Sumter’s first foray into simulating historic events. Last year he attempted to replicate Jesus walking on water at the Sea of Galilee using a special pair of snowshoes. However, as soon as he stepped out of his fishing boat, he sank to the bottom of Pine Lake. Later after recovering from his near-drowning, he tried to part the Pequabuck River using a couple of large pieces of wood. Unfortunately, the waters did not divide and Mr. Sumter found himself in Plainville, washed downstream straight into the Noah’s ark replica he was also working on.

Following those debacles he vowed to stay away from all water-based religious reenactments.

Organizers say tickets to see the flight in person are ten dollars unless you sneak in then it is free.


Gavin Peppers upset with airline industry, no nylons on airplanes

February 3, 2009
No nylons on this airplane

No nylons on this airplane

I bumped into Gavin yesterday and he is not happy with the airline industry.  Following his return from Disney World in Florida, Mr. Peppers dispatched a harsh letter to Delta Airlines.  The 450-word tirade complained of seats that were too close together, leaving no elbow or leg room.  The experience was exacerbated by a passenger seated next to him, who smelled of saline.

 

Also, Mr. Peppers letter viciously criticized the flight attendants for not wearing any hosiery, “Tell your flight attendants that slacks suck.  When I fly on an airplane I expect to see nice stockings not crappy acrylic pants.”

 

Um, good luck there Gavin!