Why is it when it comes to Kenneth Snipps I am never surprised? Here is the latest.
Last Friday night Kenneth claims he was abducted by extraterrestrials from outer space. The police report states Kenneth was home when he saw flashing multi colored lights outside. “It was a signal,” explained Snipps.
Police records show that this is the second time Kenneth has claimed to have been abducted by extraterrestrials.
Efforts to contact Mr. Snipps have been unsuccessful.
I need a drink.