The National Weather Service says a foot of snow is possible for Bristol/Forestville Wednesday. Consequently, a winter storm warning is in effect for most of Connecticut until Thursday.
Who Will be Blamed?
The Bristol Charter Revision Commission.
According to Bristol Republican Town Committee Chairman Jeff Caggiano, since the proposed changes to the commission many weeks ago, there has been a sharp rise in weather events. “For week’s we have watched storm after storm roll through Bristol and Forestville. Last week’s nor’easter, a foreboding storm for Wednesday and a storm most likely next week,” Mr. Caggiano noted. “How many more storms must we watch before people start connecting the dots? Collusion anyone?”
What are the Expectations?
Bristol Schools will be closed and parents will complain about the Board of Education on social media.
“In anticipation of the criticism, crisis teams will be available for angry parents,” remarked the Chairman of the Bristol Board of Education, Chris Wilson.
Forestville resident and crisis actor Alisha Strauss could not wait and took to Bristol Complains Friday night, and wailed about the impending snow, “Snow has been around for billions of years and you never heard about school closings. Now, school closings are the norm. First, they close the schools whenever it snows and then they try to take away guns whenever people are shot. My God when and where does it end?”
What are the Take Takeaways?
Snow sucks and everyone is miserable and likes to complain.
While patiently waiting for the snow in his living room Wednesday morning, Omar Hassan told Boardman, “In the John Lennon Plastic Ono Band song God, Lennon wrote, ‘God is a concept by which we measure our pain’ and that he didn’t believe in Elvis, I Ching, the Kennedy’s and the Beatles to name a few. Well, I agree to an extent but I don’t believe in snow, parking bans or Boardman. I blame the Plastic Ono Band for school being canceled.”
“Oh is it going to snow? I can’t even; you poor plebs. What time are you coming to take care of my driveway?