Recent revelations from Hillary Clinton campaign e-mails released by Wikileaks have many supporters upset at how they and their causes were insulted by Mrs. Clinton and her staff behind their backs. Mrs. Clinton recently spoke to reassure those supporters.
“I don’t understand the big deal,” she said at the presser. “When I call my supporters naive, pompous freaks, I mean that in the best possible sense of the term.”
“When we called Catholics ‘severely backwards,’ we mean, ‘backwards awesome!’ And that bit about me calling the pope a ‘middle ages dictator’; seriously, who doesn’t love middle ages dictators? I mean, hello! King Arthur was one.”
One supporter didn’t see the problem either. Karen Blaylock remarked, “When she calls us ‘radical’ and ‘dumb’, I feel like she totally gets me.”
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