Last week Bob Knepper announced he is divorcing his work wife Stephanie Rogers of three years.
The pair work at the Forestville consulting firm of Landry, Issel and Escalanté.
Initially it appeared the co-workers were comfortable with their workplace uncoupling as relations were amicable, but late last week the relationship went completely south.
A work associate, who wished to remain anonymous but is named Hal Gurney, told Boardman confidentially, “Knepper claims his ex-work wife divulged personal details about him in a conspiracy to embarrass him.” Gurney added, “Bob thinks Stephanie is telling everyone that he arrives late every day but makes up for it by leaving early. He also said that she said he routinely gets drunk at office parties and falls asleep on the job. BFD everyone knew that already.”
Mr. Kneeper has certainly experienced his fair share of office faux pas lately. Last week he microwaved fish, which is a cardinal sin in any office, and in successive days he purposively burned popcorn and sauerkraut.
Meanwhile, for her part, Ms. Rogers has openly been getting coffee with another male employee during afternoon breaks, and not wearing headphones will listening to her music.
In response, Mr. Knepper is seeking primary physical custody of the small refrigerator he shared with Ms. Rogers.
Ms. Rogers has asked their supervisor to move Knepper’s cubicle.
Employees admit they are really enjoying the drama because it makes for great office gossip.