The candidate forum for state office seekers from Bristol/Forestville is tonight in the auditorium of St. Paul Catholic High School beginning at 6 p.m.
The Who, What, Where, and When of the Forum
• What are we talking about here? Bristol Senate and House Forum.
• Who is Participating? Cara, Fuller, Whit, the Marko guy, Tippecanoe and Henri Martin too, Chris Wright, Ziogas and the guy that worked at Bristol Hospital (I can’t think of his name as I write this but it will come to me).
• Where? St. Paul Catholic High School, Auditorium. For those coming from Chippens Hill and Federal Hill, St. Paul is located in the Northeast Section of town. No, you don’t need to be inoculated nor do you need a passport so don’t ask.
• When? Tuesday, October 23, 2018 A.D.
• Time: 6 p.m. (Forestville Time)
• What to Expect? Not much.
The crowd will be light because voters like to complain and not vote. Plus, it is going up against This is Us and Game 1 of the World Series.
Pre-debate mingling is expected so because it is a high school the powerful and connected people will mingle with the powerful and connected people, while the potato eaters will mingle with the potato eaters.
Residents are encouraged to attend but not to pay attention.
(Let’s Get Down to the Nut Cracking)
Prediction #1, audio problems: A microphone will fail and someone will not be heard.
Prediction #2: A candidate’s time will expire and the buzzer of death will reign upon them.
Prediction: #3 The crowd will be reminded not to applaud. They will defy the Great Moderator making an enemy of he.
HERE IS WHAT NOSTRADAMUS PREDICTED ABOUT THE 2018 CHAMBER OF COMMERCE CANDIDATE FORUM
Rep. Cara Pavalock-D’Amato, Republican incumbent in the 77th House District, versus Democratic challenger, Kevin Fuller:
“The person of gold (translation: Cara) will speak a word or two and many more for her no vote on pay equity for women and her “nay” on the bump stock ban. Without thy armor, one wound becomes two and thrice elected will be no more. To ignore, ruin may fall on thee.”
Rep. Whit Betts, Republican incumbent in the 78th House District, versus his Democratic challenger, Allen Marko:
“The man with the booming voice (translation: Marko) will shake thy earth and no one shall be given quarter.”
Rep. Chris Ziogas, Democratic incumbent in the 79th House District, versus Republican challenger, who’s name still escapes me but I swear it will come to me by the end of this piece.
“The man with the mark of the Z (translation: Chris Ziogas) will make idols of tolls and speak of a bountiful treasure. However, a soothsayer he is not for alas a self inflicting wound he could succumb.”
Sen. Henri Martin, Republican incumbent in the 31st Senate District, versus Democratic challenger, Chris Wright.
“The Senator from the 31 warns of a heinous reprobate (translation: CTfastrack). In his bleak and gloomy assessment, citizens held captive by DOT Antichrist will swim in reservoirs of blood, and parish a death deserved. For many a generation plus two, not a rainbow nor a butterfly will be. The earth lay uninhabitable by man or by fish. For if they don’t, folly and buffoonery shall be his.”
I remain undecided about attending the forum as of publishing. What’s the point in attending? Currently, I am in search of an incentive and or motivation. Anyone out there have one? If so can I borrow it?
P.S. The name still escapes me. No disrespect intended but the hour grows late and I grow tired.