Local Woman Caught Cheating During Her Eye Exam

December 1, 2015

eye chart

Peggy Arpeggio, a Forestville Woman, was caught cheating during her recent eye examination at LensCrafters.

According to office staff, due to the patient’s visual acuity, she should not have been able to read the bottom lines of the eye chart. As a result they were suspicious of the results to her exam. “It was obvious she memorized the eye chart the way she rattled off the letters like a machine gun,” one employee observed. Said another, “Eyes get worser [sic] they don’t get better.”

Presented with the evidence Miss Arpeggio was unapologetic. “Like I care. What are they going to do not put drops in my eyes? Puhlease.”

Eye doctors use eye charts to measure how well humans see in the distance.