Hawaii was subject to a state wide alert warning of an incoming ballistic missile this morning. It was later determined to be a false alarm due to human error.
However Smitty, Forestville’s resident bookie, quickly established a betting line to determine, How Long Will it Take for a Conspiracy Theory to be Generated about the False Alert?
Less than 24 hours is the favorite at -165. Meaning a bet of $165 will net $100.
24-48 hours, 48-72 hours or whenever Alex Jones gains access to a television studio are being offered too.
Wagers can also place bets on, Who Will be Blamed?
Smitty established The Deep State with the best chance because they are a favorite foil amongst the Alt-Right community.
Others with a betting line include President Obama and Hillary Clinton. Hillary Clinton, a frequent target for conspiracy theorists, has been accused of murder, using body doubles and shaky financial dealings just to name a few to keep the word count for this article under 250.
Longshots on a local level are the current occupant of Bristol mayor’s office, and the Bristol Board of Education.
Another side bet is, Who Will Peddle the First Conspiracy Theory?
Alex Jones, host of InfoWars, a noted conspiracy theorist who promoted 9/11 was an inside job, mass shootings are false flag operations, Obama is the head of Al-Qaeda and the government is using juice boxes to make children gay, is the favorite coming out of the clubhouse followed by Fox News host Sean Hannity and Trump.