Forestville Resident to Self-Publish a Book

May 3, 2014

Silas Minutia is going to publish a book about theoretical words. Theoretical words are words which are not real and only exist in theory.

The author is hoping that in the course of reading through the white boring pages with no illustrations, images or photos, readers will discover words that cannot be found in any dictionary. The book will be published in July and will be available in book stores.

This is going in to be a difficult read for some residents. Are you reading this Mitchell Luby?
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Mr. Bubbles Promotes Mitchell Luby

September 13, 2012

Mr Bubbles car Wash promotes local resident

Mr. Bubbles Car Wash, the notorious car wash along East Main Street in Forestville, announced today the appointment of Mitchell Luby to Assistant Night Supervisor.

Mr. Luby joined Mr. Bubbles as just an assistant five years ago.  He received his GED in 2005 and has held various jobs in the community.  Occasionally Mr. Luby attends mass at Saint Matthew Church.

“We are fortunate to have someone like Mitch working for the company and I am pleased that he was promoted,” said his co-worker and friend Banana Bob.

Deavers’ 4th of July Celebration in Forestville

July 4, 2011

Deavers' 4th of July

Saturday was John and Barbara (Babs) Deavers annual 4th of July party.  The party had the usual assortment of cocktails, scrumptious hors d’oeuvres and an actual dinner menu! However, the highlight of the evening was not the food, or the Forestville Orchestra playing various patriotic songs, or the fashion show for charity or even the inspiring fireworks display, it was, by far, Barbara Deavers.  With her shoulder length hair and summer tan showing off her shapely leg, Babs was easily all the rage.

Moving quickly through Forestville’s various social classes that were in attendance, I sensed everyone had a spectacular time.  Those lucky enough to be there included Larson Canover, Maria Malvado, Solomon Weeks, Mitchell Luby, Dan Blazjowski, Rene Dubois, Zack Flanders, Trever Canby, Clovis and Kletis Denim, Virgilio Gonzales, Harley Pritchert, Mike Hill and Beth Hill, Ted and Nancy Tanner, Cookie Genison, Rob Halford, Betty Boukus, Howard and Phoebe Faris, Joe Kapperstein, Silas Minutia, Norbert Pendleton and Toby Jacks.


Forestville man makes telephone call, puzzled by busy signal

January 1, 2009
Webster Bank, Forestville branch

Webster Bank, Forestville branch

Early Wednesday afternoon Forestville resident Al Tunis telephoned the Forestville branch of Webster Bank, and received a busy signal.  “I don’t get it, said a frustrated Tunis.  “It usually rings and someone picks up but this time it just went bonk, bonk, bonk.” 


Mr. Tunis said he would try calling again later in the week.


Officials at Webster Bank were apologetic and urged Mr. Tunis to call again. 


The phone company had no comment. 


Mitchell Luby contributed to this story.


Route 72 Delayed

November 29, 2008

The two and half mile expansion of Route 72 will not be completed until 2010, according to public officials.  “I am disappointed by this news,” said a sullen Forestville resident Mitchell Luby outside the Pine Street Package Store. 


Route 72 Construction

Route 72 Construction


 No word yet on if this delay will result in an increase to the 60 million dollar price tag.