May 3, 2014
Silas Minutia is going to publish a book about theoretical words. Theoretical words are words which are not real and only exist in theory.
The author is hoping that in the course of reading through the white boring pages with no illustrations, images or photos, readers will discover words that cannot be found in any dictionary. The book will be published in July and will be available in book stores.
This is going in to be a difficult read for some residents. Are you reading this Mitchell Luby?
September 13, 2012
Mr Bubbles car Wash promotes local resident
Mr. Bubbles Car Wash, the notorious car wash along East Main Street in Forestville, announced today the appointment of Mitchell Luby to Assistant Night Supervisor.
Mr. Luby joined Mr. Bubbles as just an assistant five years ago. He received his GED in 2005 and has held various jobs in the community. Occasionally Mr. Luby attends mass at Saint Matthew Church.
“We are fortunate to have someone like Mitch working for the company and I am pleased that he was promoted,” said his co-worker and friend Banana Bob.
January 1, 2009
Webster Bank, Forestville branch
Early Wednesday afternoon Forestville resident Al Tunis telephoned the Forestville branch of Webster Bank, and received a busy signal. “I don’t get it, said a frustrated Tunis. “It usually rings and someone picks up but this time it just went bonk, bonk, bonk.”
Mr. Tunis said he would try calling again later in the week.
Officials at Webster Bank were apologetic and urged Mr. Tunis to call again.
The phone company had no comment.
Mitchell Luby contributed to this story.
November 29, 2008
The two and half mile expansion of Route 72 will not be completed until 2010, according to public officials. “I am disappointed by this news,” said a sullen Forestville resident Mitchell Luby outside the Pine Street Package Store.
Route 72 Construction
No word yet on if this delay will result in an increase to the 60 million dollar price tag.