Here are some headlines from Forestville and Bristol that may have gone unnoticed in recent weeks.
LOCAL BASKETBALL TEAM IS UNDEFEATED WHEN THEY SCORE MORE POINTS THAN THEIR OPPOSITION
CATHOLIC CHURCH TO BE FINED BY THE EPA FOR CARBON EMISSIONS ON ASH WEDNESDAY
GREEN HILLS STUDENT TYPES ROUGH DRAFT WITH NO REGARD FOR GRAMMAR – ENGLISH DEPARTMENT HORRIFIED
TUNXIS COMMUNITY COLLEGE SCIENTIST INCONCLUSIVELY PROVES NOTHING
FORESTVILLE MAN COUNTING TO INFINITY REPORTS HE IS HALF WAY THERE
GOVERNOR MALLOY TO HOLD “COOKIES FOR CONNECTICUT” BAKE SALE SATURDAY TO CLOSE BUDGET GAP
BRISTOL MOVIE BUFF REVEALS BORIS KARLOFF WORE NO MAKEUP OR PROSTHETICS WHILE PLAYING THE FRANKENSTEIN MONSTER IN THE 1931 FILM